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Advice / Re: Friends and Exes
« on: November 06, 2014, 01:23:36 pm »
I just came in a friends ex.  What should I do?

 :boobs:
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Advice / Re: Investment Banking
« on: September 18, 2014, 01:57:01 am »
Fucks sake andy, what happened to you? :(

Its probably for a college course  :rainbowsheep:
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Advice / Re: Investment Banking
« on: September 16, 2014, 06:26:08 am »
Only what I've picked up from documentaries on the Great Recession.
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Preamble:
Mother Digiterra, in all her glory, is a brutal planet. She wields her power through the terrible wars that blast through our lands. She is the ultimate equalizer who enacts her justice through mighty alliances. And each time Digiterra brings forth these natural events with such ferocity, what is left behind is her judgment, her decision, her aftermath.

WE ARE AFTERMATH, a Supreme Mutual Defense and Optional Aggression Pact. We have bonded together to continue Mother Digiterra’s righteousness and to ensure that her integrity is enforced. We the undersigned alliances, the Powers of Digiterra, hereby reaffirm our faith in the fundamental rights, dignity, and sovereignty of all entities that seek balance in the world, and in each other. We have joined arms in the true spirit of supreme friendship, understanding our legacy is our unity.

Article I: Definitions
A. A member of Aftermath shall be known as either a Power, signatory, member, or member-alliance.
B. Aftermath defines an alliance as that of ten (10) or more member-nations.

Article II: Sovereignty
A. The independent sovereignty of each signatory shall be respected. The independence of each alliance shall be maintained throughout the bloc’s existence.

Article III: Communication, Intelligence, Individual Connections
A. We the Powers recognize the validity of this treaty and understand its components. We shall not engage in hostile or near-hostile actions, including war and espionage, or words in any form or channel against each other.
B. We agree to remain on friendly terms in public at all times and will resolve all personal conflicts in confidence. We also agree to relay any pertinent information to the safety, security, and well-being of each alliance at all times.
C. Signatories will inform all other Powers through the Panel of Powers of any treaties they are signing at least seventy-two (72) hours before that treaty goes into effect and allow for a discussion period within the bloc.
D. A bloc forum and an IRC bloc channel will be established for public use.

Article IV: Security and Peace
A. Pursuant to Article II, no Power may declare war upon any other. Should any member nation declare on another members nation, it is required that they offer peace immediately and pay reparations of no less than one-hundred-fifty percent (150%) of the damages caused by any attacks unless another satisfactory agreement is reached by the involved alliances.
B. In order to ensure peace, the target of such attacks may not retaliate in any way for twenty-four (24) hours following notification to their alliance of the war, to allow time for diplomatic resolution. This shall be void if the assault includes multiple aggressors of the same alliance or de facto/de jure allies.

Article V: Mutual Defense
A. Should the feeble attempts of FEMA and its miserable partners attempt to ease the effects of one Power, the full might of the entire Aftermath shall ensue upon the naïve aggressor. Each signatory agrees to defend each other via military, political, and financial actions unless alternate strategies are developed.
B. A signatory is waived from this mandate should the initially engaged Power grant it.

Article VI: Optional Aggression
A. If a Power must extend Mother Earth’s justice first, it may call upon its fellow members for assistance. Fellow members will not be required to participate in these aggressive conflicts, but encouraged to participate.
B. In order for an aggressive action to be sanctioned, it must be approved by two-thirds (2/3) of the signatories in the Panel of Powers.
C. No signatory may take any action, whether military, political, or financial, on behalf of another signatory without the approval of that Power. Approval must come from the Power’s leader or equivalent.

Article VII: Membership and Expulsion
A. Upon ratification of this treaty, additional signatories may be added upon unanimous vote of the Panel of Powers. Prospective signatories will only be considered upon an official invitation and sponsorship of a current signatory.
B. Signatories may be removed from this treaty upon a unanimous vote of the Panel, excluding the accused Power. Grounds for expulsion include but are not limited to:

1.Failure to post within the bloc forums for a period of two (2) weeks.
2.Failure to maintain proper IRC communications.
3.Failure to abide by Articles V and VI.

C. Any Power that undergoes a merger resulting in a greater than thirty-three percent (33%) increase in members will be placed on probation. A revote for continuing membership will immediately commence pursuant Article VII, Sections A and B.
D. All votes regarding membership status must be proceeded by forty-eighty (48) hours of discussion. The voting window shall last no less than seventy-two (72) hours, unless the required number of votes is reached at an earlier time.

Article VIII: The Panel of Powers
A. The bloc shall be governed by a primary and executive committee, called the Panel of Powers. Each signatory is permitted to have three (3) representatives. The first representative shall be the Senior Delegate, who shall have one (1) equal vote. The second shall be the Delegate, who has no voting powers, but participates in Panel discussions with the Senior Delegate. Finally, the third shall be an Observer, who may not vote and does not participate in discussions, but simply observes discussions. All votes are equal in representation. Each representative shall be granted administrative powers in the bloc forums, and SOP powers in the IRC bloc channel.
B. The Panel of Powers shall have the authority to create special committees for any necessary purpose.
C. The Panel must approve all actions by any lower committee. These votes must be approved by a simple majority of the Panel.
D. The Panel may take action without the lower committees. These actions must be approved by two-thirds (2/3) of the Panel.
E. The authority of the Panel shall not infringe upon the independence of each alliance, unless such alliance permits it.
F. Delegates are not required to obtain approval from their respective alliances to vote in the Panel. However, it is up to each alliance to determine voting procedures for each Delegate.
G. There shall be a channel devoted purely for the needs of the Panel of Powers.
H. The Panel shall be presided over by a sitting Delegate, who shall be known as the Speaker. The Speaker is responsible for establishing voting polls, determining meeting times, and maintaining order during meetings. The Chair shall rotate every two (2) months, ensuring each signatory is granted the Chair.
I. The Speaker shall be the unofficial leader of the bloc, acting as a representative to the world. The Speaker is responsible for posting announcements to the world.
J. The Speaker, only in cases in which the Panel ties shall have tie-breaking powers.

Article IX: Violations
A. Failure of any member nation to uphold the terms of this treaty will result in immediate disciplinary action by that nation’s alliance. Recommended action is expulsion or reparations.

Article X: Supremacy
A.This bloc of AFTERMATH shall take precedent over all other treaties and blocs held by the signatories unless otherwise agreed upon by the bloc members. Membership in any future blocs is discouraged and must be approved by the bloc members and could result in expulsion from AFTERMATH
B. Nothing in this treaty shall restrict any signatory from signing independent treaties with any other alliance as long as all procedures outlined in this treaty are met.
C. All conflicts from outside treaties shall be considered optional for the entire bloc. All signatories agree to confer with fellow Powers regarding outside military action before taking any measures to act.

Article XI: Amendments
A. This agreement may be amended by a unanimous vote of the signatory alliances. All amendment voting windows must last a minimum of seventy-two (72) hours and be preceded by forty-eight (48) hours of discussion on the bloc forums before voting may commence.

Article XII: Withdrawal
A. If any signatory alliance feels that this treaty has been unjustly violated and all diplomatic negotiations have been exhausted, they have the right to withdraw from the treaty as expressed by their individual governing body. Sufficient reason for withdrawal must first be discussed in the Panel of Powers before acceptance of said withdrawal. Notification of withdrawal must be given to the other signatories forty-eight (48) hours prior to cancellation.


Signed for The Apparatus:

Randalla, Patroness
King Ernie, Director
WorldPeace, Emissary
DarthRevan, Professor
Elbryan, Chief Engineer
ConRed, General
Amarynth, Propagandist
BigKif, Speaker of the General Assembly


Signed for the Christian Coalition of Countries:

LKFHT, Minister of Internal Affairs
Czechinthepipes, Minister of Defense
Llanowar Elf, Minister of Foreign Affairs, lover of Bacon. And spam. Spam with Bacon.
Wes the Wise, Chancellor

Signed for the Coalition of Royal Allied Powers:

Chuck Normis, Triumvir/Founder of CRAP; aka Almighty Lord Buddha
constapatedape, Triumvir, That Guy
Raistandantilus, Triumvir, Pope, Prosopographer-in-Chief
HRH Jonathan Webb II, Minister of War/Defense - Defender of the Holy CRAP
Lawno, Minister of Foreign Affairs, Token Aussie of The Internet
AcidSponge, Minister of Internal Affairs
Barney and Friends, Minister of Finance
Champcardon of Rudostan, Chancellor of the Coalition of Royal Allied Powers

Signed for the Multicolored Cross-X Alliance:

AndrewHG, Chancellor
jrkee, Deputy Chancellor and Minister of Foreign Affairs
gibsonian12, Minister of Defense
Mr Havok, Minister of the Interior
rmbrauer3270, Minister of Finance
mcp13, High Councillor
dnice, High Councillor

Signed for the North Atlantic Defense Coalition:

Dark Wizard, Secretary General
Tiagoroth, Minister of Internal Affairs
Simman31, Minister of Foreign Affairs
Aloysius, Minister of Defense
Scotia The Brave, Minister of Finance



Signed for The Templar Knights:

Hawkeye, Grand Master
salsabeast1, Marshal of Foreign Affairs
lolatyou, Marshal of Finance
Merick, Marshal of Recruiting
Teredona, Marshal of Aid
Chuck (on behalf of Amy), Marshal of Defense
Piejonk, Sargent At Arms
Der Eine, Elder Councilor


Signed for United Purple Nations:

SeuwP, Head of State
Robster, Second in Command/Minister of Foreign Affairs
Altheus, Minister of Defense
Underlordgc, Minister of Internal Affairs
Dexomega, Minister of Finance
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Archives / CRAP - BoS Protectorate Agreement
« on: August 02, 2014, 10:29:53 pm »
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Preamble:
In recognition of the friendship between the Brotherhood of Sithis (henceforth known as BoS) and the Coalition of Royal Allied Powers (henceforth known as CRAP) this Protectorate Declaration is signed:


Article I - Sovereignty

1. BoS and CRAP will remain sovereign alliances.


Article II - Defense

1. BoS is hereafter a protectorate of CRAP; any attack upon BoS will be considered an attack upon CRAP, and will be defended as such by members of CRAP.
2. CRAP is required upon signing of this document to provide military defense to BoS, should they be attacked.
3. Should CRAP enter a conflict due to other treaty obligations BoS is not required to defend CRAP, but has the option to defend CRAP if they are so willing.


Article III - Aggression

1. BoS is not required to join or assist (whether it be with military, monetary, or otherwise) in a conflict which has been started by CRAP, unless they see fit.
2. CRAP is required to join or assist (whether it be with military, monetary, or otherwise) in a conflict which has been started by BoS.


Article IV - Communication and Intelligence

1. Any Intelligence relevant to either CRAP or BoS will be shared through the correct channels in a speedy and timely manner.
2. Both CRAP and BoS agree to treat each other kindly in public and private channels.
3. Both CRAP and BoS agree to keep open communication with the other through both embassies and IRC channels.


Article V - Tech selling and Senate Voting

1. BoS shall give CRAP exclusive status when considering tech dealing. This status allows “first-dibs” on any tech deals with BoS.
2. Any BoS member on the Maroon team will vote for whomever CRAP is supporting for Maroon team Senate.


Article VI - Aid


1. BoS may ask CRAP financial assistance if it is needed. Both alliances will agree on a timetable to pay back the aid given by CRAP, unless it is waived.
2. Should BoS need help with nation building or war preparation, they may request access to any guides and resources CRAP has at its disposal, given they are kept private and used only by BoS members.


Article VII ~ Treaties

1. BoS are required to bring treaty drafts or any treaty plans to the attention of CRAP government at least one week (seven days) before signing.
2. BoS is strongly encouraged to consult with CRAP about any Foreign Affairs plans.


Article VIII ~ Merger

1. Should BoS feel it necessary to disband, the BoS membership will merge into CRAP.
2. CRAP will continue to protect the AA “Brotherhood of Sithis” until there are no longer any nations under that AA.


Article VIII ~ Cancellation and Upgrade

1. If either CRAP or BoS feel as though they are not buddies anymore they must give the other a 72 hour warning period before they cancel this treaty.
2. The treaty will remain in effect for the 72 hour period after cancellation.
3. Should BoS feel as though they no longer require protectorate status, this treaty may be upgraded.
 
Signed for Coalition of Royal Allied Powers:

~Chuck Normis - Triumvir/Founder of CRAP, aka Almighty Lord Buddha
~constapatedape, Triumvir of CRAP
~Raistandantilus - Triumvir, Pope (unretired), Breaker of Fasts
~Darthboy155, MoF, Master of the bills
~Champcardon, Chancellor of CRAP
~Lawno - MoIA - Token Aussie of the Internet

 
Signed for Brotherhood of Sithis:

Head Councilman - Zacharias
Councilman of the Interior - cgoverlord
Councilman of Economics - Nathan
Councilman of Defense - jimmykong
Congress
Link: http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?/topic/116307-crap-protectorate/
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Archives / The Brown Snow Pact (ODoAP With Avalanche)
« on: August 02, 2014, 10:28:14 pm »
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Preamble:

The alliances of Avalanche and The Coalition of Royal Allied Powers (CRAP) enter into this pact to show the strong and growing bonds of friendship.

Article I- Sovereignty

Both signatories recognize the right of the other signatory to exclusively exercise authority in all aspects of its own internal domain. No action may be taken to undermine the sovereignty of either alliance.

Article II- Peace and Intelligence

Both signatories hereby agree to peace as long as this treaty is in effect. Neither will attack the other whether it be directly, or in the form of aid (monetary or otherwise) to the enemy(s) of either signatory. Both signatories are to pass on information that could be vital to the other one in a timely fashion via established channels.

Article III- Optional Defense

Both signatories are highly encouraged, but not required to defend the other should they come under attack.

Article IV- Optional Aggression

Neither signatory is required to join or assist in a conflict started by the other, but should they request to join they will be allowed to participate.

Article V - Cancellation

Should either signatory feel they want to withdraw from this pact they must alert the other party 72 hours in advance. The pact remains in effect until that 72 hour time period expires

Signed for CRAP

~constapatedape, Triumvir
~Chuck Normis ~ Frounder/Triumvir of CRAP; aka Almighty Lord Buddha
~Raistandantilus - Triumvir, Pope, Master of Disguise
~Darthboy155, MoF, Master of the bills.
~Lawno, MoIA, Token Aussie of the internet.
~Champcardon of Rudostan, Chancellor of the Coalition of Royal Allied Powers

Signed for Avalanche

Alpine Patroller - Sir Exodus
Nordic Patroller - Melchizedek
Mountain Host - Minion Rouse
Auxiliary Patrollers -
Nitropenta - Development and Aid
Don Supremo - Recruiting
Link: http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=114869
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Archives / Wombat Crap Pile Accords (ODP With Mortal Wombat)
« on: August 02, 2014, 10:26:40 pm »
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Wombat Crap Pile Accords
Preamble

The Coalition of Royal Allied Powers (CRAP) and Mortal Wombat (MW), having built strong bonds of friendship, enter into this Optional Defense Pact.

I. Sovereignty

CRAP and MW will remain separate sovereign alliances

II. Peace, Aid and Intelligence

-Both CRAP & MW agree to maintain peaceful relations with one another and show no intent of aggression or harm towards one another.

-Both CRAP and MW will make aid, either in the form of cash or tech, available to the other party when requested.

-Should either alliance obtain information vital to the other party, they the former shall bring it to the attention of the latter as soon as possible

III. Optional Defense

-Both CRAP and MW have the right to offer to come to the defense of the other party should they be attacked,; however, they are not required to provide defense

-Should either party deny the offer for defense, the other party will not question the decision

IV. Good Faith

-In the event of an incident causing strain between CRAP and MW, both parties agree to make a good faith effort to resolve the issue before resorting to treaty cancellation.


V. Cancelation/Upgrading

-Should CRAP or MW want to withdraw from this treaty, they must give a 72 hour notice

-After notice of cancellation, the treaty will remain in effect for the duration of those 72 hours. Thereafter, the document will be null and void.

-After 90 days both parties will review this treaty and decide if they wish to upgrade Clause III to a non-chaining mutual defense clause


Signed for MW:
Empress Kiley Zortdess of Chaos Realm
Char Aznable (Edward Mass) Zort of Earth Realm
Demonic Zort of Outworld
Howlin Mad Demi-Zort of Chaos

Signed for CRAP:
constapatedape, Triumvir of CRAP
Raistandantilus - Triumvir, Ecumenical Patriarch, The Most Dangerous Game
Chuck Normis ~ Founder/Triumvir of CRAP; aka Almighty Lord Buddha
Lawno, Minister of Foreign Affairs, Token Aussie of The Internet.
HRH Jonathan Webb II - Minister of War/Defense - Defender of the Holy CRAP
Champcardon of Rudostan, Chancellor of the Coalition of Royal Allied Powers

Link: http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=112752&st=0&gopid=3022957&#entry3022957
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Archives / CRAP-CSN MnDoAP
« on: August 02, 2014, 10:25:22 pm »
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Preamble

This document has been created to strengthen the already strong friendship between the Coalition of Royal Allied Powers (CRAP) and the Commonwealth of Sovereign Nations (CSN). With respect and admiration, the aforementioned parties do, by virtue of this document, stand together in mutual defence.

Article I- Sovereignty

Both signatories formally recognize the right of the other signatory to exclusively exercise authority in all aspects of its own internal domain. No action may be taken to undermine the sovereignty of either alliance.

Article II- Peace

Both signatories hereby agree to peace as long as this treaty is in effect, Neither will attack the other whether it be directly, or in the form of aid (monetary or otherwise) to the enemy(s).

Article III- Defence

A) Both signatories are required upon signing of this document to provide military defence to each other, should either be attacked. However should the signatory who is being attacked ask the other to stand down, compliance with the request is mandatory.

B ) Upon request of the signatory under attack, the other must provide financial aid for military purchases and/or reconstruction. Both parties reserve the right to request financial aid even if military defence has not been requested.

C) In the event that the two signatories end up fighting on different sides of any given conflict, due to any other treaty activations, they both hereby agree to maintain a neutral stance toward one another for the duration of the conflict.

D) Should either signatory obtain intelligence that potentially impacts the security of the other, they are required to share the intelligence in a timely manner.

E) In the event that either signatory is brought into a conflict due to a third party activating a treaty, The other has the option of not entering the conflict.

Article IV- Optional Aggression

Neither signatory is required to join, or assist (whether it be with military, monetary, or otherwise) in a conflict which has been started by the other, unless they see fit.

Article V- Cancellation

Should either party feel that they need to withdraw from this agreement, a notice period of 72 hours is required, Withdrawal should be seen as a last resort and only when/if every other option of problem solving has been exhausted should it be considered. Upon cancellation of this document it will become void.

Signed for CSN

Liz, Head of State, Former worst MoFA ever, ZI club Member, Director of Raiding
SpacingOutMan, Deputy Head of State, Preacher of Liz, Defender of Beward, The Commonwealth's Right Hand, The Commonwealth's Blue Balls
Fenrir,Minister of Defense, Defender of logic, Director of Propaganda, the Iron Fist of the Commonwealth
Torchwood, Minister of the Interior, The Zort Warrior, The light in the darkness,
Machanidas, Minister of Foreign Affairs
Valdoroth, Director of Recruiting
Panhead369 Director of Education
Jd252, Director of Finance, Secret Preacher of Liz, The guy with numbers in his name

Signed for CRAP:

Chuck Normis - Triumvir/Founder of CRAP, aka G. Buttersnaps
Reine- High Ruler of Sumaria, Minister of Foreign Affairs, one CRAPpy biotch,
Champcardon, Chancellor of the Coalition of Royal Allied Powers
Cthulhu, Minister of Finance, Herald of Headaches
Raistandantilus - Triumvir, Pope, Keeper of Arcane Facts
HRH Jonathan Webb II - Minister of War/Defense - Beer Pong Table General, CRAP's very own Hugh Hefner
constapatedape - Triumvir, Fraternity Gentlemen, That Guy
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Archives / CRAP-X-Nations Protectorate
« on: August 02, 2014, 10:24:12 pm »
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Preamble:
In recognition of the friendship between X-Nations and Coalition of Royal Allied Powers (CRAP) this Protectorate Declaration is signed

Article I - Sovereignty

1. X-Nations and CRAP will remain sovereign alliances.

Article II - Defense

1. X-Nations is hereafter a protectorate of CRAP; Any attack upon X-Nations will be considered an attack upon CRAP, and will be defended as such by members of CRAP.
2. CRAP is required upon signing of this document to provide military defense to X-Nations, should they be attacked.
3. Should CRAP enter a conflict due to other treaty obligations X-Nations is not required to defend CRAP, but has the option to defend CRAP if they are so willing.

Article III - Aggression

1. X-Nations is not required to join or assist (whether it be with military, monetary, or otherwise) in a conflict which has been started by CRAP, unless they see fit.
2. CRAP is required to join or assist (whether it be with military, monetary, or otherwise) in a conflict which has been started by X-Nations.

Article IV - Communication and Intelligence

1. Any Intelligence relevant to either CRAP or X-Nations will be shared through the correct channels in a speedy and timely manner.
2. Both CRAP and X-Nations agree to treat each other kindly in public and private channels.
3. Both CRAP and X-Nations agree to keep open communication with the other through both embassies and IRC channels.

Article V - Tech selling and Senate Voting

1. X-Nations shall give CRAP exclusive status when considering tech dealing.
2. Any X-Nations member on the Maroon team will vote for whomever CRAP is supporting for Maroon team Senate.

Article VI - Aid

1. X-Nations may ask CRAP financial assistance if it is needed. Both alliances will agree on a timetable to pay back the aid given by CRAP, unless it is waived.
2. Should X-Nations need help with nation building or war preparation, they may request access to any guides and resources CRAP has at its disposal, given they are kept private and used only by X-Nations members.

Article VII ~ Treaties

1. X-Nations are required to bring treaty drafts or any treaty plans to the attention of CRAP government at least one week (seven days) before signing.
2. X-Nations is strongly encouraged to consult with CRAP about any Foreign Affairs plans.

Article VIII ~ Cancellation

1. If either CRAP or X-Nations feels as though they are not family anymore they must give the other a 72 hour warning period before they cancel this treaty.
2. The treaty will remain in effect for the 72 hour period after cancellation.

Signed for CRAP
~constapatedape - Triumvir, That Guy
~Raistandantilus - Triumvir, Pope, Prosopographer-in-Chief
~Chuck Normis - Founder/Triumvir, Almighty Lord Buddha
~ HRH Jonathan Webb II - Minister of War/Defense- Defender of the Holy CRAP
~ Lawno - Minister of Foreign Affairs, Token Aussie of The Internet
~ Barney and Friends - Minister of Finance
~ Champcardon of Rudostan - Chancellor of the Coalition of Royal Allied Powers

Signed for X-Nations

Curtisoxford - The Leader

Link: http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=112636&st=0&p=3020006&hl=crap&fromsearch=1&#entry3020006
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Archives / MDP With TYR
« on: August 02, 2014, 10:23:09 pm »
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Are You Jealous Now?


Preamble

This treaty is drafted in good faith and is based upon the ideas of respect, cooperation, and mutual growth and defense. Through Yggdrasil’s Roots and Coalition of Royal Allied Powers hereby set forth the following rules.


Article I – Peace

In the interest of friendly relations, a declaration war by a member of one alliance upon a member of the other alliance is prohibited. Should a state of war arise between two or more constituent members of the signatories, the leaders of both signatories shall strive to negotiate peace. If one of said combatants refuses to abide by the negotiated terms, he/she/it shall be penalised in a manner deemed appropriate by the leaders of both signatories

Members of both alliances have their hands tied to this act of friendship, and sending aid to a nation which is engaged in combat with an unfortunate member of the other alliance is prohibited. Exceptions can be discussed among the leaders of both alliances.


Article II – Intelligence

If one alliance receives information detailing a threat towards the other, they are obliged to inform the other alliance immediately.


Article III – Espionage

Spying on each other is unacceptable and certainly not in the interests of further friendship. If a spy is caught and sufficient evidence is shown, the guilty member will be punished by the alliance of which he or she is a member, as agreed upon by leaders of both alliances.


Article IV – Mutual Defense

In the event that one signatory is attacked by a third party, the attack will be considered an attack on both signatories.

In the event that one alliance enters a war through chains of treaties, that alliance may formally request military and/or financial assistance from the other alliance, but until then, the other alliance is not obliged to assist.

Both alliances shall avoid a situation that will cause the other come into conflict with current treaties or catch the other between Scylla and Charybdis. In the event that other treaty obligations force the signatories to be on opposing sides of a conflict, neither signatory will take arms against the other.


Article V – Cancellation

It is required that before this treaty is cancelled, the leaders of both alliances will discuss the reasons for the consideration of cancelling this treaty, and try to find a solution. If at the end of the discussion, both alliances are unhappy, this treaty will be null and void after twenty-four hours.



Signed,
Coalition of Royal Allied Powers
~ Chuck Normis - Founder/Triumvir of CRAP, a.k.a. G. Buttersnaps
~constapateape - Triumvir, 30 Rack Master, Cheesehead, That Guy
~Raistandantilus - Triumvir, Pope, Defensor Linguae Anglicae
~Jonathan Webb II, Minister of War/Defense- Beer Pong Table  general, CRAP's very own Hugh Hefner.
~Reine, Minister of Foreign Affairs, The First Lady of CRAP
~Cthulhu, Minister of Finance, Herald of Headaches
~Champcardon, Chancellor of the Coalition of Royal Allied Powers


Signed,
Through Yggdrasil's Roots

~Thingvellir of Through Yggdrasil's Roots
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A CRAP Business Decision
Preamble:
In the interest of friendship, protection, and guidance The Mafia and the Coalition of Royal Allied Powers (CRAP) agree to the following Protectorate-ODAP agreement.

Article I: Sovereignty
It must be understood that all alliances remain sovereign and independent alliances. This treaty shall not infringe on the sovereignty of either signatory and shall only serve as a written testimony of current relations.

Article II: Durp
Members of the signatory alliances agree to coexist in a state of peace. Said alliances will under no circumstance engage in military actions against the other, nor shall either signatory alliance engage in acts of espionage against the other alliance, nor shall they knowingly render aid and/or intelligence to known enemies of the other. Both signatories will remain respectful towards each other at all times.

Article III. Protection and Defense:
The Mafia is henceforth a protectorate of CRAP. Any attack upon The Mafia will be considered an attack upon CRAP, and will be defended as such by members of CRAP.

Article IV. Optional “Stuff”
In the event that CRAP becomes engaged in a defensive war, The Mafia has the option to come to the defense of CRAP, but this course of action is not obligated. CRAP has the option of aiding The Mafia in an offensive war as long as the criteria stated in Article VI has been met.

Article V. Aid and Progress:
CRAP will aid The Mafia when able to help them grow as an alliance. CRAP assumes the responsibility for the success and growth of their protectorate and will offer all the necessary assistance and guidance that it can provide.

Article VI. War and Treaty Signing:
The Mafia agrees to alert CRAP if they have decided to engage in an offensive war towards another alliance within 48 hours of doing so. The Mafia will never declare war on another alliance without first discussing it with CRAP leadership. The Mafia will also contact CRAP before signing any treaties with other alliances and will discuss such decisions with them. The violation of this article is grounds for the termination of this treaty.

VII. Merging or Disbandment:
In the sad event that The Mafia decides they can no longer function as an alliance, they agree to contact CRAP leadership 48 hours before disbandment or merger actually takes place. Upon doing so, CRAP will discuss other possible courses of action that can be taken instead.

VIII. Termination and Modification:
Amendment or modification of this treaty shall require ratification by both governments as required by their individual constitutions. Violating any article of this treaty, but specifically Article II and Article VI are grounds for termination. If either alliance desires to end this agreement, they shall give the other 72 hours notice prior to ending the treaty, during which time it shall remain in full force. Should The Mafia feel they have outgrown the need for protection and assistance from CRAP, both signatories will discuss a possible upgrade.

Signed,
For The Mafia:
The Don - Serberus
MoFA/MoIA - Carvell
MoW - Carden VonDraken
MoR - Bushido Generation


For CRAP:
~Chuck Normis - Triumvir/Founder of CRAP, aka G. Buttersnaps
~constapatedape - Triumvir, That one guy that does that one thing...sometimes
~Raistandantilus - Triumvir, Pope, Defensor linguae anglicae
~Mydas, Minister of War
Dstay982 Minister of Recruitment
~CommanderX - MoFA, the go-to guy (when I'm around)
~Cthulhu, Minister of Finance, Herald of Headaches

It can be found here:
http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=103119
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Archives / Don't CRAP Where You Eat (MnDoAP With Asgaard)
« on: August 02, 2014, 10:18:32 pm »
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The Don't CRAP Where You Eat Treaty
Preamble
Through this Mutual Defense Pact, Asgaard and the Coalition of Royal Allied Powers(CRAP) declare their strong ties of friendship and mutual respect for one another.

I. Sovereignty
The alliances of Asgaard and CRAP agree to respect one another's sovereignty.

II. Mutual Civility
Members of both alliances shall remain civil and respectful of each other at all times, though both signatories agree that debate shall not be stifled by this article when conducted in the spirit of civility.

III. Defense

A. Military Assistance
Should either signatory come under military attack by another alliance, the other signatory is obligated to respond with her full military support, unless specifically requested to stand down by the attacked signatory. In the event that either signatory comes under military attack due to other treaty obligations, than the other signatory may optionally come to their aid with military support.

B. Financial Assistance
In the event that a signatory does not request military support, they may request financial assistance during or after the conflict to aid in reconstruction, though the signatory may by right of this document request both Military and Financial assistance.

C. Intelligence
If either signatory comes into possession of knowledge regarding to the safety and security to the other then it is their obligation to ensure that the knowledge is passed forthwith to the other.

IV: Optional Aggression
If either signatory engages in aggressive action, the other is not obligated to provide military or financial assistance. However, the latter has the option to assist at its own discretion.

V. Cancellation
Any breach of any of the terms listed above may warrant grounds for this treaty's termination. This MDoAP may be terminated at any time during peace, though the withdrawing signatory agrees to notify and uphold the treaty 72 hours in advance.

Signed
For Asgaard,
Aesir

Lonewolfe2015, Tyr of Asgaard
Gambona, Loki of Asgaard
Mustakrakish II, Magni of Asgaard
Vanir
Commander Thrawn
SpanktheFrank

For CRAP,
~Chuck Normis - Founder/Triumvir of CRAP, G. Buttersnaps
~constapatedape - Triumvir
~Raistandantilus, Triumvir, Pope, Defensor linguae anglicae
~Cthulhu, Minister of Finance, Herald of Headaches
~Mydas, Minister of War
-Dstay982, Minister of Recruitment
-CommanderX - MoFA/the go-to guy

announcement is here: http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=102236
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Archives / Inflation's CRAP (MDoAP With CoIN)
« on: August 02, 2014, 10:17:03 pm »
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Inflation's CRAP




PREAMBLE

We the people of CRAP and CoIN in order to form a more perfect friendship, establish tech trading, insure intra alliance tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general piemaking, and secure the blessings of awesomeness to ourselves and our continued friendship, do ordain and establish this Mutual Defense Optional Aggression Pact.


ARTICLE 1: Friendship

I. Members of each signatory are due to respect that any of your own alliance have earned, treat them accordingly. Should this fail to occur, the violation shall be addressed through the proper diplomatic channels in a respectful and proper manner.

II. Each alliance being sovereign from each other, shall remain so throughout the continuity of this agreement.

ARTICLE 2: Military & Aid

I. No member of a signatory shall attack, commit espionage against, nor aid the enemy of a member of the opposite signatory. Should a nation do so, they will be prosecuted in the judiciary of their signatory as if the action had been committed against a member of their own.

II. Any information that crosses a signatory that relates to another signatory shall be passed to that signatory through regular diplomatic channels.

III. Any act of aggression against a member of either signatory is considered a declaration of war on all signatories. All signatories further agree to provide whatever aid is necessary to support the other signatory, whether financial, military, or intelligence.

ARTICLE 3: Free and Fair Trade

I. Both signatories shall grant to each other the status of Favored Free Trade Partner. The nations of the signatories shall be encouraged to deal with one another during the arrangement of technology trades.

II. The Coalition of Independent Nations shall open is Tech Center to CRAP for purposes of posting for tech dealing.

III. In the event a nation taking part in a technology trade violates a contract or otherwise fails to comply with the terms agreed beforehand, the signatories shall make every effort to work together peacefully towards a solution. All trade deals shall be insured by the banks of the signatories, which shall be required to pay restitution to victims of broken contracts should other reasonable actions fail.

Article 4: Optional Aggression

I. CRAP and CoIN may request the assistance of the other signatory with any aggressive military action taken. The other alliance is highly encouraged to participate given a good reason, but not obligated to do so.


ARTICLE 5: Withdrawal

Should it be decided that this agreement no longer represent the interests of the signatories, the negating party shall notify the opposite and provide 72 hours notice of said cancellation. This agreement shall remain in effect during said 72 hour period.

Signed below:

For Coalition of Independent Nations:
Jerry Wagner - Triumvirate of CoIN: Foreign Affairs
Slicer845695 - Triumvirate of CoIN: War
Sulli90 - Triumvirate of CoIN: Finance

For Coalition of Royal Allied Powers:
Chuck Normis ~ Founder/Triumvir, G. Buttersnaps
constapatedape ~ Triumvir, Walking contradiction
Raistandantilus ~ Triumvir, Pope, Syntax Stalinist
Mydas ~ MOW/D, Coin Collector
wartime49 ~ Chancellor
SWAT128 ~ MoFA
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Archives / We Need More Semicolons Treaty (Protectorate With FALCON)
« on: August 02, 2014, 10:15:55 pm »
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We Need More Semicolons Treaty

Preamble:
Recognizing the longstanding relationship between the Free Alliance of Confederated Nations (FALCON) and the Coalition of Royal Allied Powers (CRAP); Acknowledging the current state of affairs in Bob's World; and Desiring to continue the aforementioned relationship between CRAP and FALCON; We, the people of CRAP and FALCON do hereby declare that:

Article 1:
FALCON is hereafter a protectorate of CRAP; Any attack upon FALCON will be considered an attack upon CRAP, and will be defended as such by members of CRAP;

Article 2:
In the event FALCON engages in an offensive war in response to another treaty or on their own accord, CRAP military action will be optional;

Article 3:
No clause in this treaty shall obligate FALCON to take up arms in defense of CRAP, nor shall any clause preclude FALCON voluntarily assisting CRAP militarily;

Article 4:
FALCON shall advise CRAP of any other treaty or agreement into which she enters, not sooner than five days prior to the implementation of said treaty or agreement;

Article 6:
FALCON and CRAP shall give each other "favored-nation" status when considering trade agreements, financial and other non-military aid and assistance;

Article 7:
Amendment or modification of this treaty shall require ratification by both governments as required by their individual constitutions; and If either alliance desires to end this agreement, they shall give the other seven days notice prior to ending the treaty, during which time it shall remain in full force.

Signed for Falcon:
Champcardon of Rudostan--Grand Falcon
Ratified by the FALCON Council


Signed for CRAP:
Chuck Normis ~ Founder/Triumvir/G. Buttersnaps
constapatedape ~ Triumvir, That guy who craps on the coats at the party
~Raistandantilus; Triumvir; Pope; Discombobulator in Chief
Mydas - CRAPow!!

It can be found here:
http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=86283
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"Legitimate Businessmen" Agreement

Preamble:
In recognition of the friendship between The Mafia and Coalition of Royal Allied Powers (CRAP) this Optional Defense Pact/ PAIT is Signed

Article I ~ Sovereignty and Non-Aggression

1. Both CRAP and The Mafia will remain sovereign alliances with their own governments
2. Both CRAP and The Mafia agree to treat each other as friends and not do anything that would harm the other in public channels of communication

Article II ~ Optional Defense

1. Both CRAP and The Mafia are encouraged but not required to defend
each other from aggressive attacks on the other
2. This does not include Offensive attacks by either signatory


Article III ~ Communication and Intelligence

1. Any Intelligence relevant to either CRAP or The Mafia will be shared through the correct channels in a speedy and timely manner
2. Both CRAP and The Mafia agree to keep open communication with the other through both embassies and IRC channels

Article IV ~ Aid and Trade

1. Both CRAP and The Mafia may request aid from the other party; this is optional but highly encouraged
2. Repayment of aid will be discussed by the alliance leaders or waived altogether
3. CRAP and The Mafia will agree to set up tech circles between the two alliances for the benefit of both parties

Article V ~ Cancellation

1. If either CRAP or The Mafia feels as this agreement is no longer beneficial they must give the other party a 48 hour warning period before cancellation
2. The treaty will remain in effect for the 48 hour period before cancellation

Signed For The Mafia

Don-serberus
MoFA- Steels & Drizzt
MoE- Blckpnthr
MoR- Adamirrilen
MoF- Stoned

Signed For The Coalition of Royal Allied Powers

Chuck Normis ~ Founder/Triumvir of CRAP; Balloon Boy
Raistandantilus ~ CRAP Triumvir, Pope, FORENSIC LINGUIST!
constapatedape ~ Triumvir, Foreign Affairs Wiz Kid
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Triumvirate:
Chuck Normis
champcardon
liltrekkie

Minister of Finances:
Da BIG Boss

Minister of Internal Affairs:
CommanderX

Chancellor:
Crazyguy945